Well, now, that was a fun way to spend a Valentine's Day. Especially since it means there are at least two (two!) attractive girls in no doubt skimpy bathing suits in my future. God bless you, dad, for teaching me to surf, so I can pass on the knowledge in this way. I am forever in your debt.

Ahh, the wee ones are all a-whinging about the events of the day, it's like sweet, sweet music.. they really need to learn how to relax.

Your Host: Arlo Fairfax, teaching assistant extraordinaire
Your Players: Aidan Flynn, Aubre Lightle, Carrington Lamb
Your Peanut Gallery: Kyle Putnam, Natalie Banerjee, (Jo)Seph Riley, Waldo Emerson
Special Guest Star: Philmore, The Wonderful Ravenclaw NPC Who Is Allergic To Everything <3
Your Locale: The Divinations Classroom
I'll Give You A Topic: Tea leaves and the interpretting thereof. (THREE HOURS ON TEA LEAVES, PEOPLE, I'M IMPRESSED.)

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I'm going to be holding a class in a couple of days. Hopefully, I won't completely suck at it, but there's only one way to find out, and they totally wouldn't be letting me do this if I /did/ suck, right? Right! So! Tea leaves!

...boring. But it's what they can learn, so, tea leaves. SUFFER AS I HAVE SUFFERED, MY MINIONS!

(Oh yeah, and we totally beat Gryffindor. 180-0. NICE.)